Random Pet Peeve of the day

29 01 2012

So, I don’t like when a movie comes out based on a book, and they just have to reprint the book to have a movie-poster version of the cover.  For example…

Also…

It’s not the reprint’s existence that annoys me, because I know some people enjoy having actors/actresses’ faces staring at them from the front of their books and destroying any other inner notions of what those characters might look and/or act like, thus destroying one of the most amazing things about books (that you’re forced to use your imagination to create the visual world of the story).

No.  That’s fine.  What bugs me is that when they reprint the book, you can NO LONGER FIND ANY COPIES of the original paperback cover, which was, in all likelihood, a way cooler cover.  I mean, not always I guess.  But usually.

Also, I am completely aware that if I looked hard enough, I could probably find the original book cover somewhere.  If nothing else, it would be online.  But I’m lazy, and I wish the stupid new cover didn’t exist.  So yeah, it is the reprint’s existence that bugs me.  I retract that earlier statement. :)

Also, also,  I know I posted something yesterday about movies and books, and now this, so I guess I should make something clear: I don’t HATE movies based on books, they’re just different, but I definitely don’t automatically think they’re horrid.  In fact, I must say, in the case of It’s Kind of a Funny Story, I think I actually liked the movie better.





Flashback: Facebook Grafitti

29 01 2012

Okay, anybody who was on facebook back in the mid-2000′s (like … 2004?  2005?) will remember this, but there used to be this application called Graffiti.   Basically, you’d use your mouse to draw something on your friends’ walls.  It was all the rage.  Well, it was all the rage in my small group of internetious friends.  I think it tried to make an appearance on myspace too, but that was around the time that myspace started to decline in popularity, so, yeah.  The application may actually still exist (on facebook), but nobody uses it anymore.  Everything has a time and a place, I guess.  Like poking.  Does anybody poke on facebook anymore?

But anyway, I found a bunch of graffiti pictures on my computer that I had saved from way back then.  And in honor of such a fantastic memory, I thought I’d post some of them graffitis my friends and I drew for each other.  They’re pretty amazing.  (Some more amazing than others, but that is beside the point.)

Things friends drew for me (the generally more amazing ones):

This was back when I was just a tad obsessed with Adam Brody.  (Did you like how I said “back when,” as if implying that I am no longer overly obsessed with Adam Brody?  Which I’m totally not.  And I definitely don’t rewatch all four seasons of The O.C. at least once a year, either.)

Ha.  It’s a rolly polly.  Man, we were clever.

I must say, that’s a fair amount of computer-mouse-artistry.  Greg had skillz.

Cuz I teach math.  Hehe.  Well, back then I didn’t teach math yet, but I was a math major, so.  Yeah.  Hey also, I just noticed that someone on the bottom left corner appears to have fainted and/or died from all the gaseous mathematics.  Math is hardcore, yall.

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Things I drew for friends (less amazing comparatively, but still pretty amazing considering I’m not much of a drawer draw-er artist, plus I was using a computer mouse):

This was drawn for my brother, who plays drums in a band called Oh No Oh My, who had just come out with an EP entitled “Between the Devil and the Sea”.  The album title was appropriately depicted thusly.

Pretty sure this picture is emulating not just Demetri Martin in general, but a specific Demetri Martin show.  Oh man, the endless Demetri Martin jokes that spewed out of mouth during this period of my life….

I have no clue what the story was behind THIS one, but … I’m loving the Rihanna poster.  Haha.

Solid graffiti skills.  My friend worked at an ice rink.  You can totally tell what’s what it is, right?  RIGHT?!?

In conclusion, I miss Facebook Graffiti.  For reals.  That was kinda awesome.





This thing is cool (#1)

28 01 2012

So, I’ve had this particular blog for over a year now, and it’s been pleasant, I suppose.  My blog-habits have definitely been questionable at times.  I’m entertaining myself more than anything, I think.  Which is okay.  I don’t really tell people I know to come read this.  I think because I think they’ll think I’m weird.  And that was way too many uses of the word “think” in one sentence.

Anywho, so, the thing is, I’m not often very productive in the sense of creating cool and interesting things myself.  But my last blog (the linking of the video) made me realize that I could be excellent and VERY productive in the sense of pointing to cool things that already exist courtesy of other people.  And if nothing else, I can look back next year and remember all the things I thought were cool, and be happy that I thought they were cool.  I can be cool by association.

So, here’s something I think is cool.

This book:

The thing is, internet, that when I see that a movie is coming out, which is based on a book, I don’t immediately think, “I want to see that movie!”  I think, “I want to read that book!”  Such is the case with Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close.

And what I have found concerning this book is as follows: though I have not yet seen the movie, I can almost guarantee that I will be disappointed.  Not because the movie’s gonna be horrible, it’s just gonna be different.  Movies based on books never quite get it right in my mind.  I think that the minute a story hits the big screen, it ceases to be the same story it was in the book.  It may have the same characters, and the same general plot-line, but it’s NOT the same.  Because the world of a book is so much more than events, or dialogue.  The author’s writing style is a big part of it, but it’s even more than that.  When you read a book, you don’t just know that character on a superficial level.  You know their thoughts, their ideas, their insecurities, their feelings.  You’re literally INSIDE. THEIR. HEAD.  You are them.

I could tell from within the first 50 pages of this book that I was going to love it.  I love Oskar; I think he’s hilarious and awesome.  Also, I love novels for an adult audience, written from the point of view of a kid.  I specify that because I love kids’ and YA books too, but this is different.  When it’s written for an adult audience, the kids’ thoughts/words/actions have to be somewhat simplistic (cuz it’s a kid), but at the same time, written in a more sophisticated way, for the adults reading it.  It’s complicated, and books that pull it off make me happy.  But I digress.

I love this book because what’s happening is tragic, but because you’re inside this kid’s head, thinking his thoughts and being him, you don’t quite get the full impact of the tragedy.  You’re thinking about what he’s thinking about, and you see the sadness out there on the outer level of the story.  And it stings sometimes.  But, at any given moment, you’re more concerned about if Mom’s gonna catch you in your lies about being sick so you can stay home from school and investigate the mysterious key from the blue vase in Dad’s closet.

So, you see, this is why books are amazing.  Books are capable of making you feel like a kid when you’re not a kid.  Movies can’t really do that, at least not in the same way.

So there you have it: a thing that I think is cool.  Yay cool things!

The End.





Yeah, about the test…

26 01 2012

“Mr. Green, Mr. Green, is this gonna be on the test?”
“Yeah, about the test.  The test will measure whether you are an informed, engaged, and productive citizen of the world.  And it will take place in schools, and bars, and hospitals, and dorm rooms, and in places of worship.  You will be tested on first dates, in job interviews, while watching football, and while scrolling through your twitter feed.  
The test will judge your ability to think about things other than celebrity marriages, whether you’ll be easily persuaded by empty political rhetoric, and whether you’ll be able to place your life and your community in a broader context.  
The test will last your entire life, and it will be comprised of the millions of decisions that, when taken together, make your life yours.  And everything – everything – will be on it.
I know, right?  So pay attention.”

I want just that clip of the video to be shown to every single student in my school.  Or maybe just the ones who ask, “Why do we have to learn this?” or “When am I ever going to use this in my life?”

And I know, I teach Algebra 2, and conic sections aren’t quite as likely to come up in conversation as history or literature.  But I am still a firm believer that everything you learn shapes who you are, no matter what it is.  The knowledge you gain, as well as the skills you develop whilst gaining that knowledge, is the stuff that determines how you function in society.  If you function in society.

All I know is, if my whole life is a test, I want to learn as much as I can.





Three of the Best 80′s Crochet Patterns I’ve Ever Seen

31 12 2011

I was going through a bunch of crochet patterns I got from my grandma, and ran across these lovely gems.  Thought I would share. :)

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Yes, I was just thinking I needed to update my wardrobe….

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The caption’s a little blurred, so … “Responding to our readers’ many requests – handsome fashion for men.”  I have no words.

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Ohhh … risque!

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So there ya go.  (If you have any requests, let me know!  I’ve got the patterns!  Ha.)

 







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